SILLY/CRACK RP STARTER SENTENCES
"Are you sure it's safe to ride a one seat bike in two people?"
"But I thought boys didn't wear bras?"
"Don't you DARE tell me I can't eat all these cookies."
"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?!"
"But if I give YOU the waffles then I won't get any!"
"Dude, are you drawing porn?!"
"Don't you dare bring giraffes into this conversation."
"Stop trying to make me laugh don't you see that I'm trying to be dramatic?"
"Spider. On your shoulder."
"How did you even got your hair like that man."
"You've been playing for 3 hours, it's my turn!"
"AHK! The light! It's too bright! Close the curtains! CLOSE THE CURTAINS!"
"Zombie apocalypse is serious business. Stop laughing."
"Is there something on my tooth?"
"I want pancakes, make me some, I can't use the cook."
"What. No milk."
"How much do you want in chocolate for it?"
"I'll bake you cake if you do it."
"Where are my pajamas, I can't find them."
"How dare you not share ice cream with me."